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How They Made It: serotinia
Hi! My most recent release, "serotinia" came out this last month, on the 16th. It's one hour and a half divided into 28 tracks.
Cautionary warning to stupid girls of the world
pink and garbage have two songs that are warnings to the stupid girls of the world. They are two songs with similar messages but the same title “stupid girl”. These songs need to exist and with the state of the world and the messages that females of all ages get on a daily basis. The garbage song stupid girl tells it like it is Shirley Manson the lead singer really put stupid girls in their place is. The song was originally released by the band in 1995. The video is nitty and gritty and just perfect for the alternative music genre as it was at the time.
RIKKI LA ROUGEPublished 3 months ago in BeatFULL STORY ABOUT MOUNT EVEREST
Mount Everest, also known as Sagarmatha in Nepal and Chomolungma in Tibet, is the world's highest mountain, with a peak reaching 29,032 feet (8,849 meters) above sea level. It is located in the Himalayas on the border between Nepal and the Tibet Autonomous Region of China.
BABILONTE DkPublished 4 months ago in BeatThat was embarrassing
The party was in full swing, the music pulsating through the air, and laughter echoing off the walls. It was one of those lively gatherings where people from all walks of life converged for a night of celebration. Little did I know, this night would etch a memory in my mind under the category of "That was embarrassing."
Nexus NarratorPublished 4 months ago in Beat- Top Story - October 2023
Heavy Metal Cheese
Yeah, heavy metal is dark, spooky, and undeniably the TOOL OF SATAN to ensnare young people and get them to grow their hair out, wear denim vests, and not bathe as frequently as they once did. Some metal, however, not having got the memo from Central Casting, goes above and beyond the call of duty, taking the infernal into the realm of the comical.
Rate-O-Rama: Funkytown
Rate-O-Rama : Songmania is a reader participation game. Every Sunday I will publish a Rate-O-Rama article which will feature three versions of a popular song.
Rick Henry ChristopherPublished 6 months ago in Beat- Top Story - October 2023
Sure Plays Mean Pinball
I've seen the Who's rock opera Tommy, directed outlandishly and lavishly by Ken Russell, so many times the movie is permanently recorded in my subconscious. Be that as it may, yesterday I rewatched it at four in the morning and was surprised that it didn't honk off the neighbors. You want to avoid that, pinball wizard or not.
My Favourite Front Man: Honouring Steve Harwell
Today we wake to the news of 90s alt behemoth, and lead singer of Smashmouth ,Steve Harwell's untimely death. As I have talked about on these pages, I am a music nerd. I'll listen to anything once, and many things twice. A lot of things, several. I've played piano since I was a child, so the ear was prepped, but still, Smashmouth remains the most pleasing to the ear for decades, and true masters of the story song - genre jesters doing their thing on every single one of their tracks, whilst staying true to their 1960s, easy listening vibe, even incorporating ska and punk elements, with that 90s edge. To me, true pioneers.
Jessica BaileyPublished 7 months ago in BeatUgly Music for Stupid People (Or Should it Be: Stupid Music for Ugly People? How the F**k Should I know?)
I'm an ugly motherfucker. So what? So FUCKING WHAT? (You got a fuckin' problem with it?) "Well I've been to Hastings, and I've been to Brighton, I've been to Eastbourne, too, so what? So what?"
The Story Of The Great Tupac Shakur
Tupac Shakur, a legendary figure in the world of hip-hop, rose from humble beginnings to become one of the most influential and celebrated artists in history. Born on June 16, 1971, in East Harlem, New York City, Tupac's early life was shaped by his family's ties to the Black Panther Party and a passion for the arts. As he honed his skills in acting and poetry, he discovered his love for hip-hop, and his talent as an MC quickly garnered attention.
Nicholas MosesPublished 8 months ago in BeatThe Rise And Death Of A legend| The Juice Wrld Documentary
Jarad Anthony Higgins, known by his stage name Juice WRLD, was a rising star in the world of hip-hop and rap music, captivating millions of fans worldwide with his unique blend of emotional lyrics and melodic delivery. Born on December 2, 1998, in Chicago, Illinois, Juice WRLD's passion for music began early in life, drawing inspiration from icons like Eminem and Kid Cudi.
Nicholas MosesPublished 8 months ago in BeatThe Funk Pioneer and Master of Groove
Title: George Clinton: The Funk Pioneer and Master of Groove Introduction George Clinton, a musical trailblazer and funk visionary, has played a pivotal role in shaping the landscape of contemporary music. As the driving force behind Parliament-Funkadelic and the Funk genre, Clinton's innovative style and boundary-pushing compositions have left an indelible mark on generations of music enthusiasts. In this blog, we delve into the life and career of George Clinton, exploring his early days in music, his rise to fame as a funk icon, and his enduring influence on the world of music.
Openee ArticlePublished 8 months ago in Beat